EVIL NIPPLE-WAGON

Christ Argent: Let me ask you a question, Stiles: Have you ever seen a rabid dog?
Stiles: No. I could put it on my to-do list if you just let me go.
Argent: Well I have, and the only thing I've ever been able to compare it to is seeing a friend of mine turn on a full moon. Do you want to know what happened?
Stiles: Not really. No offense to your story-telling skills.
Argent: He tried to kill me, and I was forced to put a bullet in his head. The whole that he lay there dying, he was still trying to claw his way toward me, still trying to kill me like it was the most important thing he could do with his last breath. Can you imagine that?
Stiles: No. But it sounds like you need to be a little bit more selective--
Argent: Did Scott try to kill you on the full moon? Did you have to lock him up?
Stiles: Yeah, I did! I had to handcuff him to a radiator. Why? Would you prefer I locked him in the basement and burned the whole house down around him?
Argent: I hate to dispel a popular rumor, Stiles, but we never did that.
Stiles: Oh, right. Derek said you guys had a code. I guess no one ever breaks it.
Argent: Never.
Stiles: What if someone does.
Argent: Someone like who?
Stiles: Your sister.

04/21/12

04/4/12

Scott: I was having an asthma attack?
Stiles: No. Well, you were having a panic attack. But thinking you were having an asthma attack actually stopped the panic attack. Irony.
Scott: How'd you know how to do that?
Stiles: I used to get them after my mom died. Not fun, huh?
Scott: I looked at her, and it was like someone had hit me in the ribs with a hammer.
Stiles: Yeah, it's called heartbreak. There are about two billion songs written about it.

03/31/12

#you can see the exact moment when sherlock actually regrets saying that #he’s just like #oh shit i want to say sorry and hug him #but that’s not what i’m like

(via werewolfhugs)

01/27/12

“You lot, you’re everywhere. You’re like rabbits! I’ll never get done saving you.”

- Eleven

02/24/11

EVIL NIPPLE-WAGON

“You lot, you’re everywhere. You’re like rabbits! I’ll never get done saving you.”

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