must be getting tired cause this cracked me up and then I sat there looking at it and starting laughing more!
I think I’m high or something ‘cause I am rolling on the floor.
Posts tagged "oh the crack"
#”Clint honey that’s way too big for her” ”she’ll grow into it eventually Tasha” oh oops what was that #oh no #oh I’m not actually sorry #oops
widowmaker:
Internet has been won. Everyone go home. Bye guys. See you never.
(via tonystarksbodaciousbum)
on ‘Thor’
Ceph: this love story is so bad. I really would have preferred if Thor had just fallen in love with earth instead of staying in that tiny town
Taz: all i could
Taz: think of was thor like
Taz: oh dear sweet earth
Taz: precious coffee
Taz: delightful starbucks
Ceph: THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN MUCH BETTER
Ceph: THEN IN THE AVENGERS THEY COULD ASK HIM WHAT HE LOVES ABOUT EARTH AND HE’S LIKE
Taz: THOR ENJOYS THE CHAI LATTE
Taz: THE SIGN OF THE STARBUCK
Ceph: Tony’s all “same”
Ceph: “me too”
Taz: Tony’s like
Taz: “do u know they come in skinny”
Ceph: “HARK I WILST ORDER MY BROTHERS A HOST OF SKINNY LATTES FOR OUR VICTORY FEAST”
Taz: Thor doesn’t understand why you would not want good milk in your Chai Latte
Taz: No you can’t
Taz: just
Taz: take the Avengers
Taz: to Starbucks
Taz: they all want
Taz: something different
Ceph: Tony does that thing where he changes his order sixteen times and then refuses to let them hand the cup to him
Ceph: Bruce is like
Ceph: “just give me dirt and water in a cup”
Ceph: “i am a hobo”
Taz: and tony is like
Taz: get this man a caramel haramel macchia mocha latte
Taz: bruce is like
Taz: tony no
Taz: hawkeye is like natasha you can’t get that frappe you have cholesterol
Taz: natasha is like my ledger is reeeeeeeed
Taz: steve keeps going on abuot how you just used to ask for coffee and get a coffee
Taz: tony’s like get the americano. it means shitty coffee
Taz: steve’s like how about i get an IRON MAN, which would be ALL HOT AIR????
Taz: tony’s like omg. fund it
Taz: the moral of the story is that loki did not get a chai latte
Ceph: he asked for one. Thor bought him an Ice Capp
Ceph: it was super passive aggressive
Ceph: (they’re still fighting)
Taz: yes
Taz: Hawkeye and Natasha spit in it
this is beautiful
(via kahtiihma)
Sherlock as a father
Imagine Sherlock as a father” Father. …Where do I come from?”
“…What is puberty?”
“John. Take a look at our son’s internet history.”
“Father. I think some of the girls in my school might be interested in m-“
“Uncle? Father told me that while most people love other people, some people love cake. What did he mean?”
“Sherlock? You told our son that there’s no Santa, and no Easter Bunny? For god’s sake, Sherlock! He’s three years old!”
“I don’t think you understand, Sherlock; there’s nothing left of the school’s chemistry lab because of Hamish! No, stop it! It’s not appropriate to shout ‘He made his first bomb!’ in happiness!”
I can just imagine Sherlock saying this to a 3-year-old!
(via bowtiesandfezzesforeverz)
I AM THE ARRANT MAGIC
aka Anita.
Fandoms:
Avatar: TLA, Legend of Korra, Breakout Kings, Teen Wolf, Game of Thrones, Being Human UK, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Supernatural, The Walking Dead, Boondock Saints, Marvel Movieverse, Suits, Inception, Lord of the Rings, Star Trek 2009 & TOS, Harry Potter, Life On Mars, Criminal Minds, Whedonverse, Good Omens, Torchwood, Lie To Me, House, Bones, Psych, Misfits.
I also love: Monty Python, memes, fanfiction, random hilarity, porn, Tumblr friends, fanvids, reading, shipping, lists, ALL KINDS of music, etc.
aka Anita.
Fandoms:
Avatar: TLA, Legend of Korra, Breakout Kings, Teen Wolf, Game of Thrones, Being Human UK, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Supernatural, The Walking Dead, Boondock Saints, Marvel Movieverse, Suits, Inception, Lord of the Rings, Star Trek 2009 & TOS, Harry Potter, Life On Mars, Criminal Minds, Whedonverse, Good Omens, Torchwood, Lie To Me, House, Bones, Psych, Misfits.
I also love: Monty Python, memes, fanfiction, random hilarity, porn, Tumblr friends, fanvids, reading, shipping, lists, ALL KINDS of music, etc.
