EVIL NIPPLE-WAGON

“And and and and and and actually just and and then then then

Mention someone’s hands. Do it again. And once more for luck.

Really really really really really.

Someone smiles, then they grin, then they smirk. Check thesaurus.com, someone “beams”.

Remember there needs to be dialogue.

Two lines of dialogue, then back to the backstory and also the narrator won’t stop thinking.

Seriously, stop thinking. Jesus.

Actually just really really really and and

Oh yeah, they like each other don’t forget that. But not too much.

Forget how to write kissing scenes.

Put something in italics.

…, …, …

Add weird unsatisfying ending.

And.

Actually.”

(via failureistheonlyoption)

05/18/12

gingerhaze:

I DON’T UNDERSTAND, WHAT’S YOUR POINT

(via thejoggingdead)

05/18/12

peewentz:

i have no idea what’s going on like 90% of the time

and I am almost completely unaware of my surroundings

(via thisissarcasm)

05/15/12

rinlockhart:

fairy-wren:

expressive peregrine falcons

(photos by sdwildgene)

yes

(via bannerisms)

05/11/12

riotherself:

mycrolmes:

“sobbing, omg screaming, literally dead” I type as I sit straight-faced and completely devoid of visible emotion in front of my laptop

#THIS IS NOT ME #I AM REBLOBBING THIS SO I CAN ASK #HOW #HOW DO PEOPLE DO STRAIGHT FACES #I CANNOT DO IT #IF I TAG ‘SCREAMING’ #’CRYING’ #OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT #IT IS BECAUSE I AM SERIOUSLY DOING THAT #askdljfaskdjf #I am jealous of you poker faced people #TEACH ME YOUR WAYS

#THIS #If I say I am doing something I am doing it #except when I say I’m dead #then I’ve usually just fallen over #I fall over a lot.

(via spaceoodity)

05/11/12

#christ #it’s like looking in a mirror

(via marleequinn)

05/11/12

kate-hi:

G freaking POY

(via holmes-and-watson)

05/9/12

After Avengers

wantstobelieve:

me rn.

(via evildestielshipper)

05/7/12

biebers:

i’m just mad because i don’t get to go to a midnight screening of avengers because i did something wrong in a past life or something i don’t even know this is really petty

(via targaryenyang)

05/3/12

normal person: so what do you like to do
me: watch TV
normal person: oh, that's neat, i like watching TV too
me: no you don't understand

05/3/12

EVIL NIPPLE-WAGON

How my own fics read, to me:

After Avengers

ASSBOX