Posts tagged "fuck"

scottsmmers:

sky high was like the public school version of xaviers school for gifted youngsters 

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our-forelsket:

msrmoony:

Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parselmouth and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation

Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’LL NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED

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the winter soldier + bionic arm

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azogthekingofflowers:

221cbakerstreet:

Thorin’s motivations in The Hobbit movie: deep, meaningful destiny to reclaim ancestral homeland

Thorin’s motivations in The Hobbit book: 

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captainstormwind:

the truth is out there.

(via chadleymacguff)

asofterme:

please do.
a softer world #1116

asofterme:

please do.

a softer world #1116

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clarythehunter:

titansdaughter:

pandafreakforlife:

HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN!?

LIKE THIS:

You know nothing

clarythehunter:

titansdaughter:

pandafreakforlife:

HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN!?

LIKE THIS:

You know nothing

(via spinning-logic)

adiostoreadumb:

theanti90smovement:

Tumblr logo is rainbow because the letters of tumblr stand for the letter of the colors of the rainbow

Ah yes my favorite colors

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Ted, urange, mellow, breen, llue, and rurple.

(via markelsparks)

mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

(via kissedmequiteinsane)

  • God: I am god
  • Moses: no way
  • God: Yahweh

greenseer:

the cool t hing about bowling AUs is that you can just be like “imagine [character] bowling” and thats…the whole joke. thats sufficient. like: imagine stannis baratheon bowling. i dont need to add anything to that

(via hinoneko)

lysapadin:

sexjuro:

ヽ(゚Д゚)ノ Im sorry, Shin-chan

You know, what I really love about this is Kasamatsu’s skeptical expression. He so clearly knows that this isn’t going well… but he’s still surprised by how not well it actually ends up going.

I'm Anita and this is not actually an anime blog.

I read a lot of fic and get behind on a lot of shows.

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