Posts tagged "fuck"

the winter soldier + bionic arm

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azogthekingofflowers:

221cbakerstreet:

Thorin’s motivations in The Hobbit movie: deep, meaningful destiny to reclaim ancestral homeland

Thorin’s motivations in The Hobbit book: 

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captainstormwind:

the truth is out there.

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asofterme:

please do.
a softer world #1116

asofterme:

please do.

a softer world #1116

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clarythehunter:

titansdaughter:

pandafreakforlife:

HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN!?

LIKE THIS:

You know nothing

clarythehunter:

titansdaughter:

pandafreakforlife:

HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN!?

LIKE THIS:

You know nothing

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adiostoreadumb:

theanti90smovement:

Tumblr logo is rainbow because the letters of tumblr stand for the letter of the colors of the rainbow

Ah yes my favorite colors

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Ted, urange, mellow, breen, llue, and rurple.

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mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

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  • God: I am god
  • Moses: no way
  • God: Yahweh

greenseer:

the cool t hing about bowling AUs is that you can just be like “imagine [character] bowling” and thats…the whole joke. thats sufficient. like: imagine stannis baratheon bowling. i dont need to add anything to that

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lysapadin:

sexjuro:

ヽ(゚Д゚)ノ Im sorry, Shin-chan

You know, what I really love about this is Kasamatsu’s skeptical expression. He so clearly knows that this isn’t going well… but he’s still surprised by how not well it actually ends up going.

captainamericaisavirgin:

benmclemore:

somebody DO SOMETHING

i’ve added this before but this is the most important story that i have
this was published in the vancouver sun like 2 years ago, and i remember reading the paper after class while my sister was watching tv or something, and i burst out laughing when i read the headline. and so im tell her to look, and show her the article and she says “what’s a rim job” and my dad looked up at me and we held eye contact for like. a whole minute and we just had a terrible moment where he knew that i knew what a rim job was, and i knew that he knew what a rim job was and now that’s a reality that we have to face together

captainamericaisavirgin:

benmclemore:

somebody DO SOMETHING

i’ve added this before but this is the most important story that i have

this was published in the vancouver sun like 2 years ago, and i remember reading the paper after class while my sister was watching tv or something, and i burst out laughing when i read the headline. and so im tell her to look, and show her the article and she says “what’s a rim job” and my dad looked up at me and we held eye contact for like. a whole minute and we just had a terrible moment where he knew that i knew what a rim job was, and i knew that he knew what a rim job was and now that’s a reality that we have to face together

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fredslastjoke:

What if every remarkable quote of Doctor Who was finished with bitch?

Rose Tyler Edition

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