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EVIL NIPPLE-WAGON

February 2011

I feel like Theo is Tumblr's sex therapist.

logicandlove: icoulduseinsouciantmaybe: LKJHDKDHF NO I AM NOT EVEN THAT’S MOLLY BUT I DO MY BEST Also, I can share my playlist with you because seriously qurl you need some of this stuff ORLY, CUZ I SEE YOU TALKING ABOUT FAPPING ABOUT 3X MORE THAN MOLLY, BUT OKAY OKAY YES. YOU SHOULD DO THAT. YOU SHOULD REALLY DO THAT, LIKE NOW.

I feel like Theo is Tumblr's sex therapist.

logicandlove replied to your post ANITA FUCK FINDING GOOD GAY PORN JUST GET OFF TO SMUTFIC IT’S SO MUCH EASIER TO FIND WRITTEN PORN I CAN’T THEO, I CAN’T GET OF TO FIC, I NEED NOISES. JSDLKFJSLDKJF:LSDJKF FML FML FML FML

-amadeus: amq: Robot Unicorn Attack in Tumblr-Playable form My prayers have been answered.

Rose: Oi, I’ve got cousins. Kids can’t have it all their own way, that’s part of being a family. Doctor: And what about trying to understand them? Rose: Easy for you to say, you don’t have kids. Doctor: I was a dad once. Rose: What did you say? … I FORGOT ABOUT THAT MOMENT. Because the Doctor ACTS like an overgrown child sometimes (albeit a genius child), but...

Wow, Ten and Rose are so flirty in this episode.

STAND CLOSER, I DARE YOU.

Aww, you're beautiful too, Ten.

Rose: Aren’t you a beautiful boy! (she kneels next to the cat) Ten: Thanks! I’m experimenting with back-combing. (notices Rose is petting the cat) Oh… Rose: (noticing his disgruntled expression) What? Ten: No, I’m not really a cat person. Once you’ve been threatened by one in a nun’s wimple, kind of takes the joy out of it.

flymyreality replied to your post: Doctor, you are eccentric. Wait which episode is this? Fear Her? Yep, why?

"Woah, there it goes again! Look at the hairs on...

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS, I’M DYING. SJDFLKJDSF DAVID, Y U SO CUTE.

Doctor, you are eccentric.

Doctor: (crouched in a stranger’s yard, holding his hand over the grass, grinning) Hhhm, tickles! (the man who owns the yard walks up behind him) The man: What’s you game? Doctor: (he looks up) My… um… Snakes and Ladders? I’m quite good at Squash - reasonable? I’m being facetious, aren’t I? There’s no call for it.

"I had a passing fancy, only it didn't pass, it...

January 2011

Anonymous asked: #2 est fini!

There are a lot of things no one knows about Dean Winchester, and he’ll be damned if he starts opening up now.

You see, Dean has always been the strong and silent type. He looks out for Sammy – hell, he'd do anything and everything to keep that kid safe – but when Sam starts going all Dr. Phil on him, Dean just backs away.

Anonymous asked: dear anita
i feel an obligation to update you seeing as you're the only one who gave me critique-ish thoughts (ty btw)
i may or may not be starting a list of people who would like new destiel fics in their assboxes
i would like to enquire if you would like to be on said list
yes/no/other____

xo
spn!anon

Anita's Favourite Doctor Who: "Love and Monsters"

Episode: 2.10 Title: Love and Monsters Doctor: Ten (David Tennant) Companion: Rose Tyler (Billie Piper) This one is unusually formatted, but it’s about, indirectly, the effect that Doctor Who, as a show, can have on people. It brings people together. The characters are perfectly human. They are just ordinary, normal people. Ursula and Elton are, like, my spirit animals. LINDA is a...

In which Jackie Tyler is brave.

Elton: I was looking for the Doctor. Jackie: Oh, I know that. I worked that out. ‘Cause it’s never me, is it? Elton: No, but that’s how it started, but I changed my mind! Jackie: Let me tell you something. About those who get left behind. Because it’s hard. And that’s what you become - hard. But if there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that I will...

You know who is like freakishly "perfect man"...

alexa1162: icoulduseinsouciantmaybe: iwantobemrsharper: strawberrysgirl: fuckbitchesgetdani: Barrowman. I’m not even attracted to him but, like, listen, he’s got really blue eyes, a great bone structure and PERFECT teeth. Have you seen those things? It’s weird. Every time I look at him I think that is what someone would draw if you said “Draw a man.” And then of course he’s a...

People who think Sherlock and John are shagging

gestianpoet21: girlwithgreysweater: cupcakesinthetardis: forever-a-bear: Mrs Hudson Sally Angelo Sebastian Mycroft and possibly Molly and Moriarty The entire population of Earth Everyone with eyeballs EVERYONE AND THEIR GRANDMOTHER.

Anita's Favourite Doctor Who: "The Impossible...

Episode: 2.08/2.09 Title: The Impossible Planet/The Satan Pit Doctor: Ten (David Tennant) Companion: Rose Tyler (Billie Piper) These episodes are especially creepy, on a more epic scale than the normal creepy. This is a big Big Bad. There’s so much sweet interaction between Rose and Ten in these episodes. From the Doctor smiling at Rose’s jokes and Rose trying to converse with the...

Unpopular opinion.

impalalalala: supernaturaltrek: motherfuckingnorsegod: You know what I ship? WHAT MAKES THE CHARACTERS HAPPY. Which isn’t always what you want. I know…it’s a shocker and a hard concept to grasp. ^this. ^^THIS TROLOLO, THIS ISN’T EVEN TRUE FOR ME. I SHIP MANIPULATIVE AND ABUSIVE AND ALL-AROUND GENERALLY AWFUL PAIRINGS LEFT RIGHT AND CENTER. I AM A SICK, SICK BITCH.

The stuff of legend.

Rose: What do you think it was? Really? Doctor: I think… we beat it. That’s good enough for me. Rose: It said I was gonna die in battle. Doctor: Then it lied. Right, onwards, upwards. Ida, see you again maybe. Ida: I hope so. Rose: And thanks, boys! Ida: Hang on, though, Doctor. You never really said. You two, who are you? Doctor: Oh… the stuff of legend.

In which Rose Tyler is alive.

Doctor: Sorry about the hijack, Captain. This is the good ship TARDIS. Now, first things first, have you got a Rose Tyler on board? Rose: I’m here, it’s me! (laughs with relief) Oh my god… Where are you? Doctor: I’m just towing you home. Gravity-shmavity, my people practically invented the black hole. Well, in fact, they did. Couple of minutes, you’ll be nice and...

Out of all that, out of that whole pantheon, if I...

Doctor: Oh, but that’s it! You didn’t give me aid, your jailers did! They set this up, all those years ago! They need me alive. Because if you’re escaping, then I’ve got to stop you! (picks up a stone to prepare to smash the prison) If I destroy your prison, then your body is destroyed, and your mind with it. (he stops just as he’s about to smash the prison and drops...

And even if he was, how could I leave him? All on...

Rose: I’m not going. Zach: Rose, there’s space for you. Rose: No, I’m gonna wait for the Doctor. Just like he’d wait for me. Zach: I’m sorry, but he’s dead. Rose: You don’t know him, ‘cause he’s not. I’m telling you, he-he’s not. And even if he was, how could I leave him? All on his own, all the way down there? No. I’m gonna...

If you talk to Rose, just tell her-- Tell her......

Doctor: The Neo-classics, have they got a Devil? Ida: No, not as such, just, um… the things that men do. Doctor: Same thing in the end. Ida: What about you? Doctor: I believe… I believe I haven’t seen everything, I dunno. It’s funny, isn’t it? The things you make up, the rules. If that thing said it came from beyond the universe, I’d believe it, but before the...

That, my friends, is faith.

Ida: We’re running out of air with no way back, it’s the only thing we can do. Even if it’s the last thing we ever achieve. Doctor: I’ll get back. Rose is up there.

In which the Doctor loves humans:

Doctor: You want voices in the dark? Then listen to mine. That thing is preying on very basic fears. Darkness, childhood nightmares, all that stuff. Danny: But that’s how the Devil works! Doctor: Or a good psychologist. Ida: How did it know about my father? Doctor: Okay, but what makes his version of the truth any better than mine? Because I’ll tell you what I can see? Humans....

In which I capitalize everything unecessarily:

Doctor: Which Devil are you? The Beast: All of them. Doctor: What, then you’re the truth behind the myth? The Beast: This one knows me. As I know him: the Killer of his own kind. … The Beast: And the Lost Girl, so far away from home. The Valiant Child who will die in battle, so very soon. Rose: Doctor, what does that mean? Doctor: Rose, don’t listen. Rose: What does it mean?...

"These are the words of the Beast. And He has...

The makeup for the possession is dead creepy.

Never met a trapdoor I liked.

Doctor: We’ve found something. Looks like metal, like some sort of seal or… I’ve got a nasty feeling the word might be “trapdoor”. Not a good word, trapdoor, never met a trapdoor I liked. Ida: The edge is covered with those symbols. Zach: Do you think it opens? Doctor: That’s what trapdoor’s tend to do.

Rose is so cute when she worries about him.

Zach: You’re gone beyond the oxygen field. You’re on your own. Rose: Don’t forget to breathe, breathing’s good! Zach: Rose, stay off the com! Rose: No chance!

OH MY JESUS BALE.

The helmet kiss, gah!

Rose: I want that spacesuit back in one piece, you got that? Doctor: Yes sir! Rose: It’s funny, because people back home think that space travel’s gonna be all whizzing about, teleports, and anti-gravity. But it’s not, is it? It’s tough. Doctor: I’ll see you later. Rose: Not if I see you first. (she giggles like she realizes how silly that sounds, then she reaches up...

But stuck with you, that's not so bad.

Rose: I’ve seen films and things, yeah? They say black holes are like gateways to another universe. Doctor: Not that one. It just eats. Rose: Long way from home. Doctor: Go that way. (pointing) Turn right, keep going for, um, about, um… 500 years? Maybe we’d see Earth. Rose: (checking her phone) No signal. That’s the first time we’ve gone out of range. Mind you, even...

As they look up at the black hole:

Doctor: Uh, no, could you leave it open? Just for a bit? I won’t go mad, I promise. Ida: How would you know. (the Doctor smiles dryly) … BECAUSE HE’S SEEN THAT AND SO MUCH MORE.