looneyngilo2 asked: I started reading your tags and thought you were going to say you thought about that $100 bill post every time you smoked cocaine...

well that too

a-study-in-yellowcar:

A couple makeup sponges, lots of green eyeshadow, and an Emilie Autumn album later…

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partyintheusanus:

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT

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Put a hat on it and ask it to bust myths.

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streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

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Anonymous asked: What kind of selfies do they take?

confabulatorycrown:

#breakingandentering #caughtthebaesleepin

stupidshinji:

My icon is also the expression that I permanently have on my face.

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khaleesi asked: can a girl get some stevebucky fanfic recs I'm wading through shit while praying to god over here

gyzym:

okay so, with full disclosure that i am the single worst person on the face of the planet to ask for fic recs, because i almost never bookmark things or, indeed, remember the titles or authors of things i have read, HERE ARE SOME THINGS I AM LOVING OF LATE:

  • obviously, postcard’s Беда́ не прихо́дит одна́ (trouble never comes alone), which is the single best bucky barnes fic ever written in the history of time and which everyone should read, even though it’s not stevebucky except in the sense that it is a story about bucky, and thus inherently implies an eventual story about steve. basically: the winter soldier throughout history. [written pre-catws]
  • ALSO, postcard’s i’ve been in your body and it was a carnival ride, in which steve rogers has bucky barnes’s serial numbers underneath his skin in every conceivable sense. [written pre-catws.]
  • if you or anyone else has not yet read morgan’s we did not make ourselves, obviously also get on that post-haste. it is agony. it is pure. agony. [post catws]
  • SPEAKING OF AGONY, nat’s this is a back alley will make you want to claw your eyes out. SO MUCH AGONY. IN THIS FANDOM. SO ANGUISH. VERY DESPAIR. [post catws]
  • so, on the lighter side: ifeelbetter’s soft spot for the hell raisin’ boy, which is hilarious and adorable and has been my happy place for the last week or so. FROM SCRATCH OR NOT AT ALL. [post catws]
  • also adorable and h i l a r i o u s is erin’s selfies from the underground, which i have read at least six times already and which i have quoted to multiple real life people while trying to have conversations about catws, much to their confusion/dismay. [post catws]
  • i just read sholio’s the care and feeding of traumatized ex-assassins last night and really really enjoyed it; it’s basically bucky sneaking in and out of steve’s apartment like the most skittish/murderous stray cat of all time, and i think that’s beautiful. [post catws]

i’ve read a bunch of other good fic in this fandom but i don’t know where it is right now!! if i think of more i will post them, but in the meantime, i hope this helps :D :D :D 

dangerhamster:

rnarker:

a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu 

this is literally my favourite joke ever

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Pat Benatar - Love Is A Battlefield

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mudwerks:

Pat Benatar | Love Is A Battlefield

HEARTACHE TO HEARTACHE WE STAAAAAND

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a collection of Chris Evans’s laughter to make you laugh in less than 5 seconds!

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flowersam:

you ever look at a kink and think “nah” then a few years later look at the same kink and go “actually yes”

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